Happy New Year--2012

Another day, another Happy New Year--2012another year. 

Software Engineers in India

This is how software engineers die in India.


PATNI Method: 


After joining when the Lion comes to know the full form of PATNI as …


… Pathetic Appraisal Technique & No Increment 


Tell him to work late and even on weekends...


He gets frustrated and dies slowly …




Cognizant Method: 


Hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.


give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.


hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit 


give them same gobi 65 to eat 


hire 200 more....... and more ....... 




TCS method: 


Hire a lion 


give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary


lion dies of hunger and frustration




Accenture Method: 


Hire a lion.... 


Send him to chennai 


Ask him to stay on bench for a long time


Ask him to eat idli,Dosa and Vada 


No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL...


No good food, No water.


And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger". 


Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion......




IBM's method: 


Hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ...


he dies of unemployment... 




Syntel Method: 


Hire a Cat ... 


assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and


make sure that he never reaches onsite. 


Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion.... 






i-Flex Method: 


Hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari


for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes


alive he will get band movement (promotion) 


holy cow dies in fear of the real lion 








Polaris Method: 


Hire..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ..


change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM ) 


cut down his allowance (coupons etc)


lion dies from fear of becoming CAT..... 








Capgemini Method: 


Hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...


the lion dies before joining.... 






Wipro Method: 


Hire a Lion,


give him a mail Id. 


he will die receiving stupid mails all day........!!!! 








HUAWEI Method: 


Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion...


Give him work of 3 Lions 


Tell him to work late and even on weekends...


No time for food and family, automatically die








THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST ...............






INFOSYS METHOD: 


HIRE A LION..... 


Send him for onsite and makes him feel like


King of the jungle 


Make him lots of training.....


Lion turns into Cat


Ask him to do Production which has nothing with he learned in training


Rat runs here & there for help


Ask him to do Mandatory certifications


Rat commits Suicide

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Flying Fishes.

Kolaveri di (Software engineer version)

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di (Software engineer version)


Yo it guys


I am singing song


Project song…


Client song…






Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di..


Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di..


Rhythm correct






Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di..


Maintain please


Why this kolaveri.. aa di.






Aa.. distance la office office


office lo worku.


worku full a issuesu issuesu.


issuesu sloving nightout.






Haan.. why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di


Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di






White-u skinu clientu clientu


Clientu heartu Blacku


Issue u Issue u meet u meet u


... My appraisal darku






Haan..why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di


Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di






Maama, notes edhuthuko,


Appdiye kaiyla snacks edhuthuko,


Pa pa pa ppaan, pa pa pa ppaan, pa pa pa ppaan pa pa ppan


Sariya code Eledhu (@%#…….)






Hunhhahaha..


Super maama Project Ready..


Client Ready aa.. one..e.. two.o.. three.. four.






Adhe…


Hun… um


Ha…


Hun…






Whah, wat a change project mama


Ok mama, now code change-u






Uunu..aa..


Kaila Keyboard-u


-Only english-a


Hand-u la Keyboard-u


Editor la code-u


code-u full-aa bugs-u


Empty life-u No Project came-u


Life-u reverse gear-u






Aa..Bug bug u.


Oh my bug u


U showed me BOW u


client-u client-u, holi client-u,






I want u hear now-u


Godu I m dying now-u


PM is happy how-u






This-u song for it guys-u


We dont have choice-u..e…






Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di


Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di

ADVANCE HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Dear Friend….

Wishing you a wonderful new month and a happy new year in advance.

Don't  too hard but work smart.  May your boss appreciate you and say   .
Take care of yourself .    Pamper yourself and buy some beautiful .
Don't worry coz      will come from above.   May you also purchase  or change a   and a . May the days ahead be busy but easy ,       and  go around the world.   It's important to have good health,  therefore, eat more   and , but not too much   .
Do remember to  at least once a week.    Don't  with your sweetheart, and be generous to say .Here's wishing you well in December 2011 and best wishes to all your   in the coming year 2012!

 

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